A Little Humor to Get Through the Week

Ella: "I had chicken and check-up. Chicken and check-up. Check-up. I can't say it!!"
Me: "Ketchup."
Ella: "Ketchup!"

Ella: "Mom, why do you have slobber on your foot?"
Me: "What? Where?"
Ella: "Right there!"
Me: "No, that's a sliver. Mommy got wood in her foot."
Ella: "I think you should put toe nail polish on to make your foot feel better."